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Personality Disorder Test


Personality Disorder Test Results

Paranoid |||||||||||||||||| 74% 49%
Schizoid |||||||||||||||||||| 90% 53%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||||||||| 90% 53%
Antisocial |||||||||||||||||||| 90% 47%
Borderline |||||||||||||||||||| 90% 47%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||||| 90% 43%
Narcissistic || 10% 41%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||||| 78% 39%
Dependent |||||||||||||||||||| 90% 37%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||||| 58% 40%
*scores in gray are the average web score

Test Note: Read the descriptions below to avoid misinterpreting test results (for example, the Antisocial classification does not mean you are a loner, it means you tend to be insensitive towards others).
General Note: the validity and reliability of DSM personality disorders are still lacking in strong statistical evidence and clear agreement in the scientific and medical community. They are determined by the American Psychiatric Association and will likely be revised in the future.
Author Note:I don't think Schizoid personality is a valid disorder (read), some of the smartest people in history were schizoid because they occupied a remote end of the intelligence bell curve. Schizotypal personality can encompass highly original thinkers as well as totally insane people so I think it's a flawed type. I think the remaining eight disorders are generally valid.

Disorder Info

Eccentric Personality Disorders: Paranoid, Schizoid, Schizotypal

Individuals with these disorders often appear odd or peculiar.

Paranoid Personality Disorder - individual generally tends to interpret the actions of others as threatening.
Schizoid Personality Disorder - individual generally detached from social relationships, and shows a narrow range of emotional expression in various social settings.

Schizotypal Personality Disorder - individual is uncomfortable in close relationships, has thought or perceptual distortions, and peculiarities of behavior.

Dramatic Personality Disorders: Antisocial, Borderline, Histrionic, and Narcissistic

Individuals with these disorders have intense, unstable emotions, distorted self-perception, and/or behavioral impulsiveness.

Antisocial Personality Disorder - individual shows a pervasive disregard for, and violation of, the rights of others.

Borderline Personality Disorder - individual shows a generalized pattern of instability in interpersonal relationships, self-image, and observable emotions, and significant impulsiveness.

Histrionic Personality Disorder - individual often displays excessive emotionality and attention seeking in various contexts. They tend to overreact to other people, and are often perceived as shallow and self-centered.

Narcissistic Personality Disorder - individual has a grandiose view of themselves, a need for admiration, and a lack of empathy that begins by early adulthood and is present in various situations. These individuals are very demanding in their relationships.

Anxious Personality Disorders: Avoidant, Dependent, Obsessive-Compulsive

Individuals with these disorders often appear anxious or fearful.

Avoidant Personality Disorder - individual is socially inhibited, feels inadequate, and is oversensitive to criticism

Dependent Personality Disorder - individual shows an extreme need to be taken care of that leads to fears of separation, and passive and clinging behavior.

Obsessive-Compulsive Personality Disorder - individual is preoccupied with orderliness, perfectionism, and control at the expense of flexibility, openness, and efficiency.

Thu, Mar. 23rd, 2006, 07:34 pm
Here Dead We Lie (i love this poem)

Here dead we lie
Because we did not choose
To live and shame the land
From which we sprung.

Life, to be sure,
Is nothing much to lose,
But young men think it is,
And we were young.

-- A. E. Housman

Thu, Nov. 17th, 2005, 05:09 pm
Men are like...

Men are like ........Laxatives ...... They irritate the
shit out of you.

Men are like ........ Bananas ...... The older they get,
the less firm they are.

Men are like ........ Vacations ...... They never seem to
be long enough.

Men are like ........ Weather ...... Nothing can be done
to change them.

Men are like ........ Blenders ...... You need One, but
you're not quite sure why.

Men are like ........ Chocolate Bars ...... Sweet, smooth,
& they usually head right
for your hips.

Men are like ....... Commercials ...... You can't believe
a word they say.

Men are like ........ Department Stores ...... Their
clothes are always 1/2 off.

Men are like ........ Government Bonds ...... They take
soooooooo long to mature.

Men are like ........ Mascara ....... They usually run at
the first sign of emotion.

Men are like ........ Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only
for a little while.

Men are like . Snowstorms ...... You never know when
they're coming, how many inches
you'll get or how long it will last.

Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at,
but not very bright.

Men are like ........ Parking Spots ........ All the good
ones are taken.

Thu, Nov. 17th, 2005, 05:07 pm
news report

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington
recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls
were beginning to use lipstick and would apply it in the bathroom.That was
fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to
the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night, the
maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put
them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.
She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the
custodian. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major
problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To
demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the
maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was
required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet,
and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints
on the mirror...

Thu, Nov. 17th, 2005, 05:07 pm
Billy Connolly's 13 things I hate about people:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know
where my watch is pal, where's yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask
where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room
for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the
channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
You're right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it s.
Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people
do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No I paid 10
quid to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?. Didn't really give me a
choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come
yet?. If the bus came would I be standing here, idiot?

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So
what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?

11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's
really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an
image I really didn't need.

13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't
insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It has to be a
McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have a
McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you McTosser.

Tue, Oct. 18th, 2005, 04:17 pm

ok i need some help i'm going vegetaran (ok can't spell) and i need nice recipes and stuff so anyone who has any plz share

Thu, Oct. 13th, 2005, 11:50 am

hi everyone thought that i should tell you a bit about me. well here goes. i have brown hair and eyes. i'm 15 i go to boarding skool and i live in new zealand. i like JTHM, H.I.M, MCR. i'm currently meant to been doing a science internal but i can't be bothered and i'd rather be on here. so thats the very very short vision of me

Thu, Oct. 13th, 2005, 11:08 am

hi everyone this is like my first thingy and i'm really confused so sora wen u get on tonight i need help